Swamp Giant Scaly Dildo: Fantastical Sex Furniture for All

My Experience with the Giant Fantasy Dong

I recently stumbled upon the GIANT FANTASY DONG, and let me tell you – it has completely changed my life! This massive, 3 foot tall and 84 lb monster dildo is a true showstopper. As soon as I laid eyes on it, I knew I had to have it.

The Attention-Grabbing Factor

This dong is quite the attention grabber! It’s not every day that you come across a piece of adult novelty merchandise this unique and eye-catching. I’ve placed it in various spots around my home, and each time, people can’t help but stop and ask about it. Its striking green and peach colors, coupled with its scaly texture and two big eyes, make it impossible to ignore.

The Suction Cup Base

One of the best features of this dong is its suction cup base. Not only does it keep the giant toy from falling over, but it also allows for easy placement on any surface – no slipping or sliding around! This has made it incredibly versatile and convenient in my daily life.

Materials & Care

Being made of PVC material, I’ve found that using only silicone or water-based lubricants is the best way to care for this dong. It’s important to avoid all oil lubricants when playing with or cleaning it. However, after some quick maintenance, this dong looks as good as new and continues to impress everyone who sees it!

All About Measurements

Now let me tell you about the measurements of this amazing product! The overall length is 35 inches, making it a perfect size for those looking for something truly unique and statement-making. The shaft length measures in at an impressive 30 inches, while the narrowest diameter is 6.5 inches and the widest diameter is 8.8 inches. These dimensions have made it comfortable to use during intimate moments, and I couldn’t be happier with my purchase.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a truly one-of-a-kind adult toy that will turn heads wherever you go, look no further than the GIANT FANTASY DONG! Its suction cup base, eye-catching design, and convenient size make it an excellent addition to anyone’s collection. Trust me; this dong is worth every penny!
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Customer reviews

Fits great

At first, I was baffled by the enormous size. Now that I’ve given it some time it fits just great.

Great quality

Listen at first it didn’t really fit I put some peanut butter to make it oily and it worked great slipped right in but it’s still not as big as my step fathers.

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